.I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!
.Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
.Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC
.I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
.I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
.The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.
.Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
.I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
.You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
.The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
.If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember
.Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
.The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’
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